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Game VXR Racer

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Race Vauxhall's top-end VXR models. You can challenge the computer or a human player. The driver that accumulates the most points after seven races receives the glory. You score 10 points for every race you win, 5 points for having the fastest lap and 2 points for every star you collect during the race. layer 1 keys: arrow keys Player 2 keys: F, C, Z, X

Race Vauxhall**s top-end VXR models. You can challenge the computer or a human player. The driver that accumulates the most points after seven races receives the glory. You score 10 points for every race you win, 5 points for having the fastest lap and 2 points for every star you collect during the race.
Are you the Worlds fastest VXR driver? Will you risk cutting corners to save those extra seconds? In this high octane racing game you have been challenged to beat a CPU or human opponent in order to register your fastest laps from seven tire-shredding tracks. If the accumulative total of your seven fastest laps is faster than any other drivers you will have proven yourself to your peers and can claim the glory that you truly deserve. In order to beat your opponent you must secure more points than them. You score 10 points for every race you win, 5 points for having the fastest lap and 2 points for every star you collect during the race. Choose from 3 different racing cars: VXR220 – mid-engine, rear wheel drive, awesome grip, Astra VXR – front wheel drive, fantastic all-around, or the Monaro VXR – rear wheel drive muscle car, with massive top speed. The race tracks are not for the novice as bad weather conditions and track obstacles force you to push your VXR to the max. For 1 or 2 players.
Race Vauxhalls top-end VXR models. You can challenge the computer or a human player. The driver that accumulates the most points after seven races receives the glory. You score 10 points for every race you win, 5 points for having the fastest lap and 2 points for every star you collect during the race.

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layer 1 keys: arrow keys Player 2 keys: F, C, Z, X
layer 1 keys: arrow keys Player 2 keys: F, C, Z, X

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